hell yes lets make some ravioli
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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