can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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