I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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