I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
is it fun? or sober?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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