i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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