so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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