I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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