So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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