Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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