im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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