erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Green mimosas i think yes
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
