yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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