I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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