Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
im on a boat
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