I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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