Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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