farters have to be the big spoon...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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