So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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