Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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