what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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