This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
