shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
tequila makes me forget i have legs
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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