I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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