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(404): View more from Georgia

Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head

(770): View more from Georgia

Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you

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(516): View more from New York

Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.

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(705): View more from Ontario

The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?

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(440): View more from Ohio

im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.

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(503): View more from Oregon

There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...

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(616): View more from Michigan

i need to put some appletini on your dick

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