Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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