It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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