Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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