So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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