Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
your room smells of hookers.
And success
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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