There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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