You made me cry and you don't even care
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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