almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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