your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
they're like a gay fantastic four
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
