My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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