LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
