Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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