their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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