I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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