do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
only you would photoshop your dick
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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