so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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