I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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