I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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