I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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