I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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