Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
how does that bad decision feel?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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