quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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