He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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