yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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