My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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