The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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