I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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