OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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