Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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