11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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