can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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