Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize