maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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