North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Shame - the story of my life.
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